Naomie Christensen: Why Billie Joe Armstrong Should be President

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Why Billie Joe Armstrong Should be President

Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer of Green Day, is the best solution for the USA. His rugged character and personal traits make him the best option. He is everything a presidential candidate should be and the ideal candidate. An adequate script to recognize his ultimate potential as Commander and Chief reads something like this:

Billie Joe Armstrong stands on a solid platform acknowledging the two-party system. Advocate for voting, he believes everyone has an equal right to participate.

Most importantly, he has a strong hold on the issues with a firm disposition that satisfies everyone in a bipartisan movement. With a firm hand on everyone's agenda, he makes sure his agenda is well-known.

His hidden agenda is well managed and impressive when displayed. With a liberal stance, he can dish it out as well as he can take it.

There is another side to Billie Joe Armstrong. As a thoughtful dignitary taking care of his personal business with a clear view of the American public, with a graceful touch, he has achieved greatness. With an explosion of personality he has an energetic calmness, and is always ready to seize new challenges set before him.

Willing to go the extra mile, he paces himself in a logical manner. His party affiliation is well known. There are no substitutes. Billie Joe loves his country and countrymen. As a person with vast experience he is well informed and acts without hesitation.

With solid knowledge of the human genome and watchful eye over everyone, he is a person we can trust. That is way Billie Joe Armstrong should be President.